Dick String
a long string that you attach to your p-n-s for men who are too fat to find/reach it otherwise. comes in handy for those intimate moments or when going pee. will also be marketed in cool patterns for holiday seasons, and camoflauge/blaze orange for outdoorsmen. the slogan is “it’s fashionable, functional and in some cases even offers protection!” (in the case of the hunter: no one will shoot off your w-lly in the woods when you’ve got the blaze orange model!)
maybe i should lose some weight, i can’t see my p-n-s anymore..” “no way dude, go buy a d-ck string!
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