Dick Swagger University
the university where d-ck swagger is taught. cl-sses such as bulge 101, leather pants 205, hard ons 307, freeballin 302, and d-ck swagger 101 are taught by highly trained professors who are experts in their subjects. d-ck swagger university is the finest form of higher education for d-ck swagger. more fondly known to it’s students as d-cku.
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