dick swinging in the wind
colorful description of when, through the incompetence, cowardice, or possibly malice of others, you are rendered helpless, screwed over, or at the very least, publicly made a fool of.
matt just looked at me when those two samoans demanded an apology. so i’m just standing there with my d-ck swinging in the wind, having no idea who really slapped that girl’s -ss.
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