Dick Syndrome
when a close female friend of yours gets a boyfriend and you never hear from them. you are lucky to get a h-llo. with this d-ck in the vicinity they start acting like one, like they are permanently attached to it. they cancel plans for it or ignore you. as soon as that relationship does not work they are once again your friend looking for the next one.
” i never hear from lisa anymore, she has changed since she met todd. we used to spend lots of time together but now she prefers the company of his p-n-s”.
” jenny and i used to spend a lot of time together, now she constantly cancels for reasons related to the boyfriend. although she never blames it on that. just cr-p that makes no sense. this is case of d-ck syndrome where his p-n-s is a mind control machine”.
when f-cked so hard in the -n-l you walk bow legged.
emma must have d-cksyndrome because she is walking weird as f-ck.
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