dick texting
when a guy you have no type of s-xual relationship with sends you a text at an extremely late (or early) hour wanting some sort of s-xual favor – similar to sleep texting, but with their d-ck.
friend1: so “bob” was d-ck texting me last night :/
friend 2: no wayyy! what did he say?
friend 1: that he wanted to do like we did our first time.. 2 years ago!!
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