Dick Tits


b–bs that have p-n-ses instead of nipples.
holy d-ckt-ts! it’s a giant scorpion!
nipples that extend out real long and grotesquely.
dem d-ck t-ts barely fit in her bra, yo. they -ss long as my slong!! oh my g-d!
a new form of insult or phrase to express anger or surprise.
this test is gonna be d-ckt-ts.

shut up d-ckt-ts
word used to describe someone in a sarcastic manner.
what’s up d-ckt-t? how re you?

1. the appearance of br–sts created by holding one’s scr-t-m tightly against one’s p-n-s shaft, so that the t-st-cl-s appear as the aforementioned br–sts, with the head of the p-n-s as the head of a tiny woman. works best if the p-n-s is both circ-mcised and shaved. however, a hairy p-n-s and/or b-llsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.

2. an angry interjection used to express frustration.

3. an insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
1. person 1: “hey dude, check out these huge d-ckt-ts!”
person 2: “you’re a f-g.”

2. “f-cking d-ckt-ts! i hit my godd-mn thumb with this hammer!”

3. “stop being such a f-cking d-ckt-t, you godd-mn -ssmunching cheesed-ck moron.”
t-ts that have nipples that are unnaturally long, resembling small d-cks
aww sh-t that asian girl had major d-ck t-ts
blech!
a word for someone that does something stupid and really embarrases you infront of a croud
-your mate falls over infront of the whole year on sports day and starts screaming/laughing-
“omg what an absolute d-ckt-t!!”
a pair of br–sts which have an immense amount of veins which are quite visible, resembling a p-n-s.
look at grace wow how gross she has d-ck t-ts! but be nice to her sh-ll give you a handjob!

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