Dick Titty
the action in which one rubs their t-tties on one mans p-n-s.
that girl d-ckt-tties guys for free.
(plural) male br–sts so large you can slide a d-ck between them.
cancervssuicide is gonna get d-ck t-tties if he doesn’t get off that subway diet.
the scandinavian term for a mans ball sack
tyler’s d-ck t-tties are very dark.
are those d-ck t-tties fake?
an irreversible and d-mning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble d-ckheads.
man: so doc, just give it to me straight. what’s wrong with my t-tties?
doctor: well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
man: no, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
doctor: i see. it seems that you have a case of the d-ck t-tties. sadly, there is no cure for your condition. i’m afraid there is nothing i can do for you.
man: nooo!!!
doctor: -stifled laugh- d-ck t-tties
emphasis for any phrase, one that which usually follows or procedes the phrase
d-ck t-tty, her -ss is huge!
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