Dick to day ratio
the ratio of d-cks per day inside a certain girl over a certain period of time. a ratio other than 1:1 is considered unfavorable.
that girl’s d-ck to day ratio was like 3:1 last weekend. so unfavorable man.
she had 5 guys in her at the party on sat-rday, that’s a 5:1 d-ck to day ratio.
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