dick toe
when a man’s parts are in any way visible through awkward tightness in the pants, poor sitting position, wearing “banana hammock” underwear with running shorts or experiencing a frontal wedgie. the male version of camel toe.
coffeeshop:
dude 1: what do you call the guy version of camel toe?
dude 2: huh?
dude 1: ya know, when everything is all bunched up in front…like, ‘hey, here’s my w-ng!” but not an ‘on purpose hand grab’ of said w-ng. like a hipster dude wearing skinny jeans.
dude 2: d-ck toe! man…d-ck toe. yeah. that’s it.
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