dick tongs
1. the thumb, index finger, and middle finger of a human male’s primary hand. this is the typical configuration used to support and aim one’s business during urination.
2. fingers
1. “it is nasty to not wash one’s d-ck tongs after going to the bathroom.”
2. “get your d-ck tongs off my beer!”
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