dick too thick
when a man’s p-n-s is too thick to fit in the mouth of his s-xual counterpart. usually resulting in a teethy bl-wj-b and giving up on all hope of s-xual pleasure
guy 1: man i couldn’t fit my d-ck in her mouth without being bit!
guy 2: d-mn man, d-ck too thick
guy 1: i suppose so…
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