Dick tweaks
when the male genitalia becomes erect then flacid, repeatively in rapid succession. thus making the c-ck fly around like it is in a windstorm.
i just talked to the doctor about that problem i have, he said it was a horrible case of the d-ck tweaks. thank god it wasn’t full blown ed.
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