dick vapor
a colorless, tasteless, odorless vapor from that rises from teenage boys’ crotches. the vapor has been proven to attract female high school teachers, hungry for an underage erection.
when combined with a tropical climate like florida’s, d-ck vapor becomes a potent compound, enveloping the boy in an invisible vapor cloud — thus making him irresistible to the female faculty at his school.
“mrs. smith never used to pay attention to me until i started going through p-b-rty and getting d-ck vapor. now we have s-x in the gym like every day. plus, i have the best grade in cl-ss!”
post masturbation smell from the crochal region.
girls can smell when you’ve been masturbating when you sit near them especially with strong d-ck vapor
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