Dick Wagon

when someone has taken so much d-ck that it follows them around like a wagon full of d-cks
you see sally last night? yeah but she has a d-ck wagon
6 more definitions
similar to that of a douche bag.

the act of making yourself look stupid, while attempting to look cool. usage of internet words in a place where such words are looked down upon.

to degrade others to make yourself look cool, often in an audience where people don’t know who you are.

literally, a wagon, but with d-cks on it.
“omg, i am going to switch teams next time, cuz you guys suck, wtf”

“hey there, jimbo, don’t be such a d-ck wagon.”
a person that is a d-ck and talks sh-t about everyone, including his girlfriend!
man he talks so much sh-t about her, hes a d-ck wagon.

daniel shaw is a d-ck wagon.
someone who is a h-m-s-xual to an extreme, where they carry people’s d-cks around all day.
oh my god, jeff is such a f-cking d-ckwagon
dik-wagun -noun

1. an insult directed to a person used to describe their stupidity.

2. the descriptive terminology to identify a h-m-s-xual in a vulgar way.
1. i can’t believe john stole his dads car, he’s such a d-ckwagon!

2. he’s so gay and likes so much c-ck in the -ss, he might as well be the community d-ckwagon.
1) any vehicle being driven by or transporting an -sshole.

2) any vehicle being operated in an irresponsible manner (i.e., road rage, no signals, driving too slow, erratically, etc.).

3) any vehicle displaying the union jack.

4) any vehicle burning large amounts of oil and generating clouds of smoke.
jesus! that old black lady nearly got creamed by that d-ckwagon! i think he tried to hit her on purpose!

i can’t see a godd-mn thing thanks to that d-ckwagon! there goes the ozone layer!
a man or hermaferdite whose p-n-s looks like a red flyer wagon. the sides look as if they are squished like a banana; rounded at the edges and triangular at the head of it.
mike the situation is on the outside but hes a total queef nugget and has a d-ck wagon.