dick year

approximately 11 years
dude you took a d-ck year
8 more definitions
(noun)- a length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.
1) man, it took you a d-ck year to get here! what gives?

2) oh great, you’re here, and it only took a d-ck year!
(a):using entirely too much time for the petty little thing the person is doing,while another person,or other people are waiting,and on a tight schedule,usually making themselves and the other(s)late.
(b):when a project is,or will be expected to use up an extreme amount of time.
(a):oh my g-d kim,swede is taking an entire d-ckyear!!!
(b):man…it’s gonna take a d-ckyear to get that engine put back together!
(c)”yer takin’ a d-ckyear man…we’ve got to go now”!!!
a d-ck-year, also d-ck year or d-ckyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). as defined by the international penile union (ipu), a d-ck-year is the distance equivalent to the length of d-cks a girl can go through in one julian year (-ssuming a rate of one d-ck per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per d-ck).
“hey man, how far from home are we?” “about 47 d-ck years.”
a relatively short amount of time that seems to take an agonizingly long time to get over with.
person #1: “hey, i heard you f-cked tommy last night.”
person #2: “worst f-ck of my life. ten seconds took a d-ck year.”
the length of time it takes for the human p-n-s to grow one inch
guy 1: “man this line is taking forever!”
guy 2: “yeah its taking a d-ck year”
1) a unit of distance approximately equivalent to the average increase in length in the average (human) male’s p-n-s from his 18th to 19th birthday
2) a long period of time
“hey ron! man, i haven’t seen you in like a d-ck year!”
approximately twelve days
it took me a d-ck year to get to work this morning.