Dickbelief
1) high self-esteem, whether justified or otherwise, leading one to score with the ladies
2) c-cky s-xual att-tude; to be certain one is going to get laid
example:
friend 1: “man, i can’t believe joe is talking to that girl. she’s way out of his league.”
friend 2: “yeah, he’s in utter d-ckbelief!”
3) a newly-found faith in a friend previously thought to be a loser; being impressed by a friend’s s-xual conquests.
example:
friend 1: “wow! did you hear joey took those two girls home from the club and had a threesome all night?!”
friend 2: “yeah. he’s restored my d-ckbelief in him…”
friend 1: “i guess i’m a d-ckbeliever, too! what a lucky b-st-rd!”
1) after three crown and c-kes, nick gained a bit of d-ckbelief and flirted with the sorority sl-ts.
2) after morty scored with that bombsh-ll, i was in d-ckbelief.
see also: d-ckbeliever ; romeovernight
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