Dickception
when someone (usually a girl) purposely gives a guy the idea that he’s about to get laid or engage with her in some form of s-xual activity but instead makes it look like she was only kidding.
-after an argument-
amy: there, there. let’s just have makeup s-x.
tom: okay, i’ll get naked.
amy: kay, now you go have s-x with your make-up while i have s-x with mine =d
tom: you d-ck! that was d-ckception!
1. the implantation of another person’s h-m-erotic fantasies or more literally p-n-s into a target’s subconscious. this tactic can consist of multiple levels of d-ckception, tantamount to a raging gay orgy inside your subconscious.
2. can be used to describe a peculiar situation or event which makes a person question their s-xuality due to undeniable and infinite levels of h-m-s-xuality (as if their minds are being implanted by figurative and literal d-cks).
watching the saints game with eric is basically d-ckception. its like having your brain implanted by a p-n-s inside a p-n-s inside a p-n-s
walking up to a drunk girl at a party and telling her a command. in her drunken stupor she forgets that you told her this thing and believing that the thought was her own idea, performs it.
“beth, you’re gonna have s-x with me tonight”
“shut up john, you’re so silly!”
3 hours later.
“i really want to have s-x with john all of a sudden”.
john has performed “d-ckception”
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