dickdodger
a woman who holds out for waaaay to long… e.g a b-tch, a lesbian, or a girl goin out with an ugo….
dude no 1 :d-mn my ex was a d-ckdodger, 4 months and she didn’t even touch it
dude no 2 : hehe, she touched mine, a d-ckdodger she was not… maybe your just fugly
dude no 1 : blaarg -fight ensues-
a girl who always tries to avoid having s-x by making up silly excuses or a girl who won’t let you go past 2nd or 3rd base…
“so how did it go with stacey dude?”
“couldn’t get past third, she said she had to go somewhere”
“dude! she’s a straight up d-ck dodger!”
the name of my cousin’s p-n-s, or straight people
d-ck dodgers wants to use his forward laser cannon on her
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