Dickensian Bowtie
where a person has (due to the misfortune of succ-mbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect p-n-s. this act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. if the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt -j-c-l-t- in on the recipients neck to -ssure a bowtie is present. a d-ckensian bowtie is often (customarily in the midlands of the uk) proceded by an intergallactic mushroom slap.
darren seized the opportunity and gave chris a d-ckensian bowtie.
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