dickey
a d-ck hickey…a hickey on your d-ck.
“d-mn, that chick went down on me so hard she gave me a f-cking d-ckey!”
a hickey on your d-ck.
jared: man dude, that b-tch sucked my d-ck so hard that i got a d-ckey!
an article of clothing originating from the era of thoracic dignity. comprised of a finely pruned turtleneck vaguely resembling a miniature poncho, the d-ckey served no purpose other than to warm the neck and cover the cleavage produced by a significant bust. often referred to as a ‘turtleneck illusion’, the d-ckey continues to become an increasingly obsolete garment as the age of the breast falls upon us all.
“have you seen the new girl in the office, i think she’s wearing a d-ckey?
i hear she used to be a subst-tute teacher or a librarian”
adj:
somebody who can’t help themselves but be a argument-tive and condescending person when they are trying to explain themselves.
adj:
somebody who is rude and abusive towards women whilst appearing joyful (in this case, they ‘d-ckey’ would usually want to sleep with the women who he is tormenting).
i asked my teacher to elaborate a little further about this history lesson he was giving and he became a total d-ckey
i was out with the lads last night and i saw this guy being a total d-ckey, but you know what he was after
a grumpy, hairy, garbage eating hobo. a d-ckey’s undergarments are pr-ne to spontaneous combustion if left unattended.
mo’s luck went down hill when a d-ckey became his roommate.
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