dickey-do
when the d-ck is shorter than the gut
“remember girls, when the d-ck is shorter than the gut, that’s called d-ckey-do. and d-ckey-do is a d-ckey-don’t.”
your belly sticks out farther than your d-ckey do
i was trying to check my package but my belly sticks out more than my d-ckey do
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