dickhand

the hand a male uses to m-st-rb-t- himself with. also, the hand a male uses to hold his member while inserting it into an orifice or other object.
excuse me miss, i broke my d-ckhand when i fell off my bike, can you help me?

the hand a prost-tute uses to grab a d-ck.
this is my d-ck hand, and that is my pimp hand.
noun; a condition often observed after a man m-st-rb-t-s, or when a woman gropes a man’s genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his p-n-s, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of s-m-n on the sufferer’s hand(s).
even without close examination, i could tell by the smell that tyler had contracted a severe case of d-ck hand.
a description of an individual who neglects to wash their hands after using the restroom. when refering to a specific individual, it becomes d-ck kands.
person 1: see that guy, hes got d-ck hands.
person 2: what a filthy f-cking animal. what if someone shakes hands with him, and then eats?
person 1: that is a cl-ssic case of primary contact. keep your hands to yourself. its tough love, you know.

upon a later encounter..

person 1: hey, theres d-ck kands.
the state of male hands at the period of time between p-ssing and washing their hands. exists for as long as one goes without washing his hands, however requires a witness in said case.
“company policy states that you must greet each intern with a smile and handshake.”

“to h-ll with that, i followed lemmings out of the restroom, the consistency of his d-ckhands has lasted a few days now!”
to touch public surfaces after touching one’s private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one’s hands first.
that google guy d-ckhands the bathroom door every time. why can’t that guy wash his d-mn hands?
this term is used after a man has m-st-rb-t-d, or after someone has given a handjob and has failed to wash his or her hands, resulting in the smell of d-ck.
boya – why are you washing your hands?

girlg – because i don’t d-ckhand

boya – you went home in your mom’s car with d-ckhand before!

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