Dickmile
1) n. an unquantifiable distance that may or may not be equal to the distance of an actual mile in any way but describes a distance that one would have others believe to be great in length.
2) n. a long f-cking way.
3) n. a unit of measurement commonly used to incite excitement and enthusiasm regarding a given distance.
4) n. a completely bullsh-t exaggeration of any distance or given thing.
note:
1) not to be used as a unit of measurement for one’s p-n-s unless you are gay and are in the sole company of another gay man or men.
2) the prefix “d-ck” can be used interchangeably with other nouns.
i just walked 47 f-cking d-ckmiles in the pouring rain.
it took 12 d-ckhours to write this f-cking paper.
pulling a sled across a hundred acre d-ckfield is hard work.
i just stepped in sh-t with my brand new d-ckshoes.
turn off the d-cklight i’m trying to f-cking sleep.
tell your d-ckdog to stop d-ckbarking.
a unit of measurement. it is the number of d-cks that have been in a woman’s p-ssy,sucked or taken in the -ss by a queer etc. that if they were laid end to end would stretch one mile. that is all the d-ck they have had is measured in d-ck miles.
she’s got seven d-ck miles on her.
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