Dickmong
a person of great stupidity who consequently gets a slap with a wet sticky p-n-s after s-x.
bob – “oh did you hear about melaine, she’s such a d-ckmong!”
gary – “i know right! who on earth pays to lick justin bieber’s -sscrack?”
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