Dicknic
similiar to a picnic although after the peanut b-tter sandwiches and capri sun’s, you spread out a blanket and have some hot rabid s-x for several hours.
me: hey let’s go on a picnic.
george: i do love a good picnic. but wouldn’t that be kind of gay with only two guys?
me: not at all. i’ll get some girls to come and f-ck in the gr-ss.
ray: alright! it’s a d-cknick!!!
(n.) the act of taking that special lady (or man) you like out on a sunny afternoon with a basket of delectable treats, a bottle of red wine of moderate vintage, and of course the key ingredient: your d-ck. which you will then proceed to give them rapturously and p-ssionately for the remainder of the afternoon and/or evening.
guy 1: hey man, i heard you were talking to that new girl. are you two doing anything this weekend?
guy 2: yeah dude, i’m gonna take that b-tch to the park for a d-ck-nic.
guy 1 and guy 2: -high-five-
(n.) a social event that only incorporates guys, usually at lunch or other similar events.
me, carl, bill, and dale went to lunch yesterday. i had to leave early because it was too much of a d-cknic
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