Dicknutz
the surname of donkey d-cknutz, the fabled burro of coffee picking legend juan valdez, used extensively by columbian coffee producers for promotional purposes, often resulting in the pack animal’s untimely demise. in menudo-like fashion, a successor -ss is always being groomed, in case the need arises to take over the exhaustive workload of supplying coffee to the world on your back.
juan valdez at the 2002 nafta summit: “the united estates should to loving donkey d-cknutz… america runs on a’heen.”
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