Dickopause
the process a man goes through when losing his p-n-s, this is similar to menopause in which a women goes through losing her ability to have children, the man will become very easily agitated, and become quite violent often. fear not only lasts 4 months. if it lasts longer end all contact for it may be more than just d-ckopaus.
jamie – “man my boyfriend is being an -ss i think he’s going through d-ckopause.”
sherry – “oh that sucks my boyfriend went through that last year.”
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