Dickpack
n. a condom
i’m glad i used a d-ckpack, i hate that b-tch!
a light-hearted insult; like “d-ck”, but made diminutive and therefore less harsh through a nonsense suffix; needs not refer to a person who is an -sshole or a pr-ck and is thus not as specific as “d-ck”.
the imagery involved is that of a six-pack, only with p-n-ses instead of long-neck beers.
“back off, d-ckpack. i want the last slice of pizza.”
“man, that professor can’t teach. what a d-ckpack.”
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