dickpress
a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and m-ssive chode
guy 1: don’t you love a d-ckpress?
guy 2: yea bro, it’s how i went from “b========d” to “b=====d” and finally to “bd”
guy 1: amazing
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