dickquila cumrise
the d-ckquila c-mrise is a c-cktail for wh-r-s whereby a man retains his -j-c-l-t- in his foreskin, he then fashions it into a makeshift cup to which he and adds a shot of tequila; the wh-r- then drinks it. down.
ho 1: “hey, that bartender is cute, i hope he has a foreskin because i’d love a d-ckquila c-mrise?”
ho 2: “you’re a filthy ho, i’d rather give him an angry bowser”
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