Dickshot

a d-ckshot is when you are out hunting and d-ck cheney appears and shoots you. this has happened recently to a lawyer who said tapping phone lines is wrong.
“man, that 78 year old lawyer who got d-ckshot just had a heart attack”
1. (n.) s-m-n, specifically the drops of splattered -j-c-l-t- (generally on another person’s face), -n-logous to the tiny metal pellets often used in shotgun ammunition.

2. (v. intr.) to be -ssaulted by someone who holds, or has held, the office of vice president of the united states of america (so named after 46th vice president, richard cheney).

3. (v. tr.) to -j-c-l-t- on someone’s face.

4. (v. tr.) to injure someone by careless accident.
some atest hamilton’s last words were, “i don’t believe it! aaron burr just totally d-ckshot me!”

i d-ckshot that sl-t until she needed a towel for each side of her face.

the truck driver was horrified once he realized willful lack of sleep was the reason why he completely d-ckshot the man now lying in the crosswalk.
aiming down the scope to shoot a player in the d-ck in any of the call of duty games. much more satisfying then a head shot.
d-mn!!!!! he ended the game with a d-ck shot!!!
a shot of alcohol taken off of a d-ck. since it is difficult to balance anything on the p-n-s itself, the easiest way to perform a d-ck shot is to simply have the male pour liquor onto the p-n-s and have the female or females present suck it off.
“whoa, last night was insane. i took d-ck shots off rob’s sweet c-ck.”
to smack someone you don’t like or someone who thinks they are better than you with your p-n-s.
ramon had taken all he could take and finally snapped and when the frie cook went on his break, he walked over to him and gave him a d-ckshot.
when a guy gets h-t there mentally
girl: good… now i need to find some more inspiration…
guy: and im not inspirational??
that was a hugh d-ck shot!
girl: (roll eyes) stupid ego.
when a boy/man gets shot in the genital area. it won’t kill you, but it’ll kill your manhood and your dignity. simultaneously.
b-tters: -d-ckshot- to some dude.

cartman: g-d dammit b-tters, don’t shoot a person in the d-ck! not cool, man. not cool.

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