Dickskipper
1. an individual who p-sses over ones p-n-s in the act of giving a full body m-ssage.
2. one who skips a d-ck.
i went to m-ssage parlor and this korean woman gave me this full body m-ssage and i have got to say she’s a real d-ckskipper.
originally coined by comedian doug benson, “d-ck skipping” is generally referring to m-sseuses that don’t give happy endings. “d-ck skippers” can also be used to describe lazy or slapdash people or things.
“that m-sseuse was a real d-ck skipper” -doug benson
“the blacks are a bunch of d-ck skipping hoes, i’m not racist i’m just speaking the truth” -bill o’reilly
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