Dickslutsia (Dik~sluht~see~a)
a common but dangerous condition in which d-cksl-ts have gone two or more days without a c-ck forced into the throat leaving the infected with suicidal tendenencies and feelings of worthlessness as men will not turn down head at anytime for any reason.
d-cksl-tsia can be commonly found in manhaters, maneaters, prudish old bags with dried-up vages and any and all unattractive women and gay men who are experiencing the unfortunate luck of getting no d-ck.
hillary clinton’s life long battle with d-cksl-tsia (dik~sluht~see~a) can directly be linked to her uncanny ability to be the ugliest womenbeast in america 24/7/365. some say her husbands famous oval office organ offerings to fat unattractive office staff pkayed a devastating part with her battle.
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