dicksneeze
man juice, aka -j-c-l-t-, aka sperm.
oh my god… what is that on the side of ada’s face? oh it’s d-cksneeze.
sticky substance forming on the tip of a p-n-s even though -j-c-l-t–n has not recently occured. can be caused by drinking diet c-ke. can be described as slimy, sticky, translucent snot.
“hey buddy, you want a diet c-ke?” “no thanks man, that sh-t gives me a d-ck sneeze.”
-j-c-l-t–n of sperm from the p-n-s.
i was too drunk to f-ck last night, i couldn’t d-ck sneeze.
j-zzing on b-tches…
b-tch you wanna see my d-ck sneeze???
1) a moment which a man -j-c-l-t-s into his partners nose, there in causing the partner to sneeze back on his d-ck.
2) a person who annoys you out of your b-tthole
1)ahhh im going to c-m…..’achoo’ what the f-ck
2)stop being such d-ck sneeze
its when you pee so hard that your p-n-s starts to flap and make a fart noise.
i peed sooo hard yesterday i had a d-cksneeze
this is what happens when you eject c-m out of your p-n-s, otherwise known as d-ck sneezing
(guy getting a bl-wj-b)
guy: “your doing great! im about to d-ck sneeze!”
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