Dicksplash

“when you j-zz on a girls right b-tt cheek, and slap ur d-ck in the j-zz”
“i gave my girlfriend a d-ck splash”
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old 80s school insult recently ressurected
you f—–g d-cksplash!
n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
“oh!……thanks for the d-ck splash mate.”

also

“hey”…..nice d-ck splash.”
localised slang for ‘b-ll-nd’ usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.
james you d-cksplash
when you make your nan a cup of tea, and when you’re about to give it to her, you take your p-n-s out, and splash your d-ck in it, so it splashes all over her!
“oh for god sake, brian. i’m covered in your d-ck splash.”
idiot, moron
you just ruined my best p-rn mag, you d-cksplash!
an -sshole that gets a friend or customer a drink, usually milk, and dips his p-n-s in it and doesn’t tell you. very common with waiters if your an -sshole customer.
“give me a gl-ss of milk now you p-ssy.”

“dude you better be more respectful, he’s probably a d-cksplash.”
an individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as s-m-n should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a v-g-n-
dude 1: ” you meet karl yet?”.
dude 2: “you mean the d-ck splash that hit on your mom at your dad’s funeral?”