dicksplosion
when you get an erection that forces too much blood to your d-ck. it then explodes from the pressure. this generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
as two kids, derek and julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. “dude, look at her! she’s so fine,” derek said. “i’m getting a nosebleed,” julian responded. suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. “..dude, what was that?” julian asked. “oh, i just had a d-cksplosion,” responded derek, all smiles.
when you get an erection that forces too much blood to your d-ck. it then explodes from the pressure. this generally happens when you get turned on beyond normality.
as two kids, derek and julian, sat on the sidewalk, bored, they saw a curvy mid-twenties blond female walk down the street. “dude, look at her! she’s so fine,” derek said. “i’m getting a nosebleed,” julian responded. suddenly, a loud boom echoed throughout the cul-de-sac and blood splattered all over the house across the street. “..dude, what was that?” julian asked. “oh, i just had a d-cksplosion,” responded derek, all smiles.
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