dicksritary
a male secretary who’s s-xually service their boss.
barbra called steve into to her office to preform his d-cksritary duties
a male in an -ssistant type role who s-xually services their boss.
the h-rny boss called in her d-cksritary for a quicky before the big board meeting.
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