Dickstem
the smooth long shaft of a p-n-s. usually to be inserted into a moist v-g-n-. used to describe an irritating and profoundly annoying person. synonyms include: d-ck-ss, d-ckrod, d-ckbama.
“mark is a d-ckstem, he raped my husband yesterday!”
“i love how a d-ckstem feels in my head.”
“oh ron! i love your d-ckstem in my -ss” -hermione
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