dickstraction
having too many available boys in the immediate or extended area distracting one from getting things done.
“i would be writing my paper in my boyfriend’s dorm room, but he’s such a d-ckstraction!”
“jane didn’t stay true to her boyfriend johnny back home during her first semester in college because there were far too many d-ckstractions around campus… sorry johnny.”
when one likes a man so much they can’t give “it” up too soon. in order to maintain the “pure” image and still meet their s-xual needs, they indulge in meaningless s-x on the side till a relationship with the desired one is established.
i hope you didn’t sleep with him yet!?” “omg i want to do him so grossly but i can’t cause i like him too much! thank g-d for my d-ckstractions or i would’ve commited virginal suicide by now!
some guy you f-ck to get over someone else – a rebound specifically designed for s-xual purposes.
“so i f-cked dexter last night.”
“but you just broke up with john yesterday.”
“yea, i needed a d-ckstraction really badly. it worked!”
a random fling with a man to distract you away from having s-x with another man you’re really into.
kitten: “i just started dating this guy and i’m really attracted to him.”
nina: “have you slept with him yet?”
kitten: “no, i don’t want to rush that but i’m so d-mn attracted to him. it’s going to be tough.”
nina: “not necessarily, you need a “d-ck-straction” to hold you over.”
kitten: “where’s my black book!?”
when a girl (or whoever) is so caught up in their man, their boyfriend, their husband, etc that they can’t pay attention to anyone or anything else.
katie’s d-ckstraction is getting on my nerves! she can’t even call her girl back cuz she’s too busy chasing after kevin.
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