dicktato
1. a p-n-s that is shaped oddly like a potato
2. when someone doesn’t clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your d-ck stuck in a potato
1: girl 1: did you sleep with andy last night?
girl 2: yeah but he had a d-cktato
girl 1: i knew it!
2: guy 1: so you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you’re there
guy 2: instructions not clear; d-ck stuck in potato
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