Dicktator
a d-cktator is a southern term that refers to potatoes that are shaped like a p-n-s and so d-ck is combined with the southern term tator to get d-cktator.
d-cktator is all these fat chicks wanna eat anymore… i gonna give em some d-ck alright but not any tator.
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n. one who thinks he’s god, but really is on a computer hub ego trip. nelsonbt
br-ss is ruled by a d-cktator.
one who, while recieving head, forces their partner’s head up and down their shaft.
girl 1: how was your hook-up last night?
girl 2: it was going well, but then i went down on him and he’s a total d-cktator!
girl 1: oh snap, thats so demeaning!
a person who drills a hole in a potato puts the potato on his d-ck with a paper bag on his head and runs in the direction the d-cktator points
he was a d-cktator for halloween.
controlling jerk, usually is abusive, as well, but not always. also thinks he can control everyone in sight. stereotypical evil ex. a d-ckhead, basically.
girl: owwwwww! my boyfriend hit me again!
friend: agh! dump his -ss!
girl: but i love him!
friend: he’s a d-cktator! get rid of him!
a d-ck-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small p-n-s complex.
how to identify a d-ck-tator-
•obesity
•extremely unattractive
•h–rds blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•small p-n-s
•alcoholic
•deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia
if not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his -ss. if symptoms persist. lethal action must be taken.
said d-ck-tator: wow, i’m so s-xy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.
victim: no, please i might vomit…
said d-ck-tator: if you dont i shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.
victim: i wish he wouldn’t d-ck-tate my life.
a d-cktator is a p-n-s shaped potato. usually this potato is abnormally long and resembles the male anatomy.
haha look at that potato!! it looks like a d-ck
yeah i know its a d-cktator
when your p-n-s is large and in charge!
or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.
man i have a d-ck tator going on in my pants!
that man has a d-ck tator going on over there!
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