Dicktiques


when a male fails to keep his pen0r clean, he develops d-ck cheese, which will eventually result in the growth of d-cktiques (pr-nounced “d-ck ticks”). for imagery, google pearly penile papules.
dude, you are covered in d-cktiques. there’s no way i’m sucking that thing.

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