Dickzip
often used to describe a possible situation when one would suffer a great amount of pain because a hasty decision was taken.
the origin of the word comes from the portmanteau of the words “d-ck” and “zip”, describing a threat that all men suffer from – the risk of getting your d-ck caught in the zipper when closing it after urinating.
example 1:
mike: bro, don’t drive here too fast – if the cops catch us they will see that you are drunk and that would get us all d-ckzipped!
example 2:
pike: stay polite when talking to your girlfriend’s father. one wrong move and you will be d-ckzipped so fast.
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