Dicta

a woman that appears to be quiet when you first meet her, but once you begin unraveling her personality you realize that she scarily independent.
john: have you met angela?
james: no, why?
john: she’s a crazy dicta! we went out to dinner and the waiter got the order wrong, so she demanded a free dish. it was so embar-ssing.
james: haha! that just made my day.
the area of the male genitals where the p-n-s meets the scr-t-m.
as a result of too-rough s-x with his argentinian girlfriend, david had a scar that circled the entire way around his p-n-s, just above the dictum.
a conjunction of the words “d-ck]” and “r-ct-m]”. although it supposedly means an order or decree, it actually is a discreet insult used when insulting someone of a lower iq than yourself.
“tom, you’re a dictum”.
thinking that “tums” (an antacid is any substance that counteracts stomach acidity) are a highly dangerous and highly addictive drug. knows side effects of being a dictum are the grating of cherry flavored tums and snorting them through the nose. most people also consider these people unworthy of being called intellectuals and therefore pr-nounced “d-cks” instead.

d-ck + tum = dictum
little did timmy gonzales’ mother know but her willingness to expose her son to tums lead to a habit that later expanded into a form of addiction leading to a complete collapse of his social life and the permanent t-tle of dictum.

“i wonder if timmy’s girlfriend knows what a dictum he is”