Dictionarally Challenged
a politically correct term for a person who can’t make the simple distinction between common english words, such as there/their/they’re and to/too, and suffers the chronic inability to use them properly.
people afflicted with this disease often cannot be troubled to open a dictionary or get around to actually completing the second grade.
see also: paris hilton r-t-rded
concerned parents: ms. princ-p-l, why did little george w. fail the 2nd grade spelling test – is our son r-t-rded?
princ-p-l: ma’am, we prefer the term dictionarally challenged…and yes, he’s a ‘tard.
job applicant: weight, your telling me your not hiring me because i live in that they’re trailer?
manager: no, i’m not hiring you because you’re a dumb -ss.
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