did you have sex with my barn owl
did you have s-x with my barn owl is what to ask when you find your barn owl at the neighbor’s, dressed in gaudy lingerie and smelling of cheap booze and j-zz.
a positive answer can wreck a barn owl’s reputation.
frontenac was obliged to ask, “did you have s-x with my barn owl?” when he found “barney” at his neighbor’s in a compromising position.
he was extremely relieved to hear the answer, “no, we just got to third base.”
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