diddle-goose
a goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a bas-m-nt/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a s-xual fashion. some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house ch-r-s in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).
1. diddle-goose! get your diddled little rump over here so i can diddle you.
2. diddle-goose! fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)
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