die-agnosis
that dreaded “you only have a short time to live” medical report that a doctor detests having to give, and he fervently hopes that there won’t be an ambulance-chaser within earshot.
doctor: “zheesh, i’m not looking forward to presenting that old geezer with my die-agnosis — knowing him, he’ll likely slap me with a malpractice suit even though i’ve honestly done all i could for him. this aint my fault — as i’ve tried to tell him a thousand times before, it’s his own dissipative lifestyle that’s killing him.”
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