Diesel Dyke

a lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.

origin: due to the normal extreme m-ss of these ‘ladies,’ it has often been -ssumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the -ssistance of a powerful diesel engine.

see also clamjouster, mingeeta, plaid-clad whale and rugmuncher

source: cutaway, aug 9, 2004 “dieseldyk-”
said at the a&e dept, “i hope you’ve learnt from that young man, never get between that diesel and her femme !”
a lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.

origin: due to the normal extreme m-ss of these ‘ladies,’ it has often been -ssumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the -ssistance of a powerful diesel engine.

see also clamjouster, mingeeta, plaid-clad whale and rugmuncher
said at the a&e dept, “i hope you’ve learnt from that young man, never get between that diesel and her femme !”
1. a dominant lesbian; a bull-dyk-. usually has short hair or mullet and dresses in male clothing or dungarees. her opposite number is the “femme” or “baby doll”. (primarily west coast usage circa 1950s)

2. large and/or muscular female of the h-m-s-xual persuasion. many are into rough s-x with other dyk-s, and drive trucks & ride motorcycles. a very “butch” woman.
reportedly, the actress tallulah bankhead had a hankering for diesel-dyk-s and it opened her up to blackmail by the l.a. mob, which was one reason her movie career never took over.
a woman who thinks that she’s a man. well she doesn’t really think it; she is a man in the inside. diesel dyk-s make better ‘men’ than actual men. they’re the only toughest group of people out there who aren’t h-m-phobic and think low of gay men – well they’re lesbians anyway.

most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.

diesel dyk-s are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyk- for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).

they fight you only if you are rude to them – their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against h-m-phobia, jerks, etc). they mostly think that they’re one of the dudes – ‘sup harris, how ya doin’ brother?’.

they are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.

just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dyk-s are perfected with the straight man.
angry diesel dyk-: suck my d-ck you f-cking pr-ck. i will f-cking kick your b-lls in if you touch my shenis, c-nt. ah…wanna take it outside? let’s go you little f-ck.

nice diesel dyk-: hey what’s happening bro? how is your lovely wife amelia? oh it’s so lovely to see you buddy. want a beer dude? cheers man! gotta take a p-ss dude as my bladder is full of it -scratches v-g-n-, off to the toilet-

nice diesel: a brother is always there for you -thumps hand to heart-. i love you bud. you’re a bro over a ho man. -hugs the male bff-

angry diesel: h-m-phobes should f-cking die. no one messes with the lgbt community. i’d rip their f-cking heads off with my mighty shenis!

h-rny diesel: f-ck this b-tch makes my testes explode. i’d shove my 8 inch d-ld- up her -ss anytime until she squirts all over my girl p-n-s.

youse just the see angry side of them.
a lady who rolls her own tampax and kick starts her vibrator.
my dieseldyk- wife lou always brings her rolling supplies and heavy duty vibrator batteries.
the kind of lesbian women who is stronger and tougher then most men.
that diesel dyk- knocked that guy out cold.
a woman who is lesbian, usually found with short hair and big muscles
gym coaches are diesel dyk-s.

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