Diesel-powered thunderdouche
a big, loud, brash, all-amurican douche. a beer-swilling, v8 hemi of a douche.
he’s not just a tool; he’s a tool shed.
he’s home depot.
he’s tim f-cking allen.
obnoxious, drunk, stupid and always wearing the tell-tale rainbow shades and camo.
what happened to you last night?
we went and partied in a f-cking cornfield with a bunch r-t-rded hicks, and there was this one fat diesel-powered thunderdouche who kept trying to fight people when he was blackout drunk!
holy sh-t, let’s never party with inbred mouthbreathers again!
agreed!
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